Gobblemeister's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Waiting for the Bus!]

Sadly enough

i really forgot I was watching a Cyanide and Happiness short

I was really inspired with the music and the story

Then the ending reminded me that this is a comic

Trying to outrun racecars at 50mph

What a moron

[Pigeon!]

Wait a second...

This is the first time i've ever seen you put a black person in your Cyanide and Happiness comics/shorts

Coincidence?

Other than that it was a funny short, but it was a little shorter than I expected (no pun intended)

Beer Run and such were longer so this ended a tad more abruptly than I hoped

[the Last of the Dashkin]

Enchanting

It really is the best word I can use to describe this series

The world you have created is a living breathing thing. It is clean, it shines and it makes me feel warm to see it, especially after so long.

Bitey the character is someone fit to be a hero for the Newgrounders everywhere. A bitter, lonely beast who lives to amuse himself with the pain of others. Yet inside he really is a vunerable creature. We all know that this summarizes 90% of Newgrounds.

This series is one of the purest and most artistically advanced in the history of the site. It stands at the top with such works as Lilium and Madness. I hope that this finds a way into the mainstream, and that you can profit from it.

[Philosoraptor]

You've Changed my life

Because of you I now have the confidence and understanding to tackle my problems.

I was embroiled in a deep depression but the tongue and cheek wisdom of the great Philosoraptor inspired me to learn my own fate.

You saved my life

Thank You

[Lilium]

A personal favorite

This was one of the first flashes I really got into on NG

Before the BBS or before my fancy new account I was watching videos like this

I hope the sequel is still on

Cause i'll be there to watch it

[Pallid Fingers 2]

Ah Hell No

You best not roll into MY Hood with those colors BITCH

Great vid BTW

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

Rina Chan Song

Yeah, for everyone Goatse'ing yourselves to find the song in the Rina Chan and the Brawl Boys vid its

Move for Me by Kaskade

Now you can stop posting about the goddam song

And a helpful tip, Google the lyrics before you bother the flash artist for the song, that's kinda what Google is for.

[Animals]

Excellent

I think I see what you were trying to communicate, or at least my interpretation of what I saw.

I think that it is about a man who commits suicide. He had been a man of God and lived his life by his word. But, in one fell swoop he betrayed him.

By taking his life he not only betrayed his family and his loved ones, but God. God who had breathed life into him and shown him the way. He gave him purpoes and this man decided that the life God had given him wasn't what he wanted, to the point of suicide.

Then comes the dilemma of the elevator. He, along wiht the other spirits reach the elevator. Many will descend and others will ascend. But this man can choose, can he take the penalty for taking a life, his own in this case, or will he face God in heaven.

CAN he face God, doing what he did

[Don't Feed the Zombies!]

Awesome

But I felt sorry for the poor zombie head who was JUST a little too far from his tasty entrail treat