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[The Betrayal]

ummm kinda random lol!

GiantDouche responds:

Thanks go make another retarded song asshole

[Anime Leo & Satan]

Kawaii as fuck

sugoii

Speedo responds:

itadakimasu

[ClownDeath: The Bathroom]

Horribly Offensive

There are no positives to this flash at all my dad was a clown and he died fighting in Iraq like a true hero.

You don't forget that.

Timmy responds:

Never Forget.

[Duairt Eittle Episode 3]

HOLY FUKK

THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE TOP 5,456,324 THINGS I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN UNNGGGHHHHHHHH

VioletVulpine responds:

That's great.

[Timmy Goes Clubbin']

Moving

In my life I have read a many philosophical and moving novel.

This trumps them all.

There is so much captured in the simple act of dance. The two protagonists dance endlessly against a stale background, A background that does not move to show that they only see each other. To show that in this moment all other time has stopped, and there is only the two of them and the music. Indeed, the passion between these two is unparalleled.

I also took note of your clever lack of contact between the two. Although they dance they never touch. I believe this is because Timmy the Tree is a tree, and his bark is rough to the touch. Despite this though, our brave heroine finds joy (pffft see what I did there?) in merely his presence. Just being near him fills her with the passion to dance and smile.

You have moved me, my foundation has been shaken. I think I will not walk away from this the same man.

Thank you <3

tehslaphappy responds:

tl;dr

[SLOD #1.]

Breathtaking

I came buckets out of every orifice

tehslaphappy responds:

Wash your hands.

[the koolest flash 4 srs]

I love how it came out

I had some trepidation about the song choice. But remember when you said "I want this to reach out to the downtrodden in a way that speaks to them without patronizing them."

It was then I decided that Ludacris was the only way this flash was ever going to speak to people the way it does.

We did good GD, those long hours finally paid off.

GiantDouche responds:

you take the fun out of co-authoring ridiculous amounts of people pfffffft

[Bad Weekend 2]

Never before

Have I been left in utter awe at the complexity of a flash. A tale of inadequecy that is so deeply layered that even now I am still processing them. The Teacher projects his various failures and inadequcies onto the children through their show and tell projects.

The boy who unveils the teachers murder also reveals the general social failure he is and his bitterness toward his social impotence.

The girl obviously represents his sexual instability and insecurity. te dramatic, metaphorc sequence on sex (thanks for that one) represents his lackof knowledge or experience with women.

The fat boy represents the bitterness he holds for his own physical appearance and its flaws. He feels inadequate and therefore projects this onto the boy with disgust. the boy is a foil for the teacher.

Finally, the walrus is in fact the recurring theme of failure and inadequecy I have mentioned throughout. It always appears in the teacher's moments of distress and confrontationalism with his weakness.

A story of facing ones inadequecies if I had ever seen one.

NicBuhrmanProjects responds:

Nailed it, though you never touched on the fact that the gun in his desk is an allusion to the settlement of the original 13 colonies.

[Porcelain Cats]

In the end...

He could not overcome his desire for the book light

A moral story of avarice if I ever saw one

NicBuhrmanProjects responds:

Certainly. I don't know if you noticed, but the evil dude represents the child in all of us, and the customer represents our will to dream big. The porcelain cat is actually an allusion to 15th century Europe.

[Chrispriter Martinez]

Cool

But because there isn't really any substance to the flash i'll give it a seven, which is still pretty good.

Chrispriter responds:

Thanks, its my new production and also based on an imaginary thought I had from my childhood.