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2017-09-13 03:10:09 by Gobblemeister


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I Went To Pico Day Too!!!!

2016-05-11 01:06:17 by Gobblemeister


I know what you're thinking

"How did they get THE Gobblemeister to go to Pico Day?"

Well it's a long story but to keep it brief let's just say those 50k checks might be lookin a like chump change in a bit

Anyway ya boy got to meet some of his best friends who he treasures dearly and wouldn't trade for all the gold in all the banks in all the galaxies in all the universes and some new people too but he may have been a little LIT when he met those people so maybe I am remembering wrong ahahahahahahahahahah


PICO DAY 2017 




2015 Tha Year Of Tha Horse

2015-01-04 19:52:07 by Gobblemeister

You think I made impact last year????


Oof bby gurl


Now That's Impact. BALLEB DAT



Rapefunk Forever

2013-12-10 04:54:10 by Gobblemeister







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Mischievous and deceitful

Chicanerous and deplorable



When I Grow Up

2013-08-29 23:34:15 by Gobblemeister

I will be the King of Games

You can be anything

Not the king of games though that will be me

When I Grow Up

My debut mixtape/EP/Tour De Force/ Dissertation has just dropped on Bandcamp...

You might be wondering 'But Gobblemeister why would I download the single most important collection of tracks since Craig David's Born To Do It if I can just download all the tracks on Newgrounds???'

Well while the initiated may scoff at such a prospect I am glad to let you all know that there is some extra incentive for you all to download this totally free (just like rape) EP thing. In it are a staggering, whopping, breathtaking 5 bonus tracks.

You heard me

That five, cinco, cinq, 5, %, 4 + 1 this is real shit right now

So yeah czech it out because you know it's gonna be worth it

As Rapefunk scholar Barnabus J Queef wrote in his dissertation for Women's Studies "This collection of Rapefunk tracks is truly the largest step forward in the advancement of women's rights since puttin the pussy on a pedestal was first engineered by Rhonda B Trippin'

The Rapefunk EP has Dropped...

I have a job now

2013-01-11 19:20:26 by Gobblemeister

I hope I don't get fired

I look this woman dead in the windows of her soul

Oh ho ho Dr. Gellar, stop it, you're being silly...

I don't want to know the man who doesn't think this is the most romantic song Kels has ever put to a beat....

Czech out all this Rapefunk!

2012-05-21 03:08:58 by Gobblemeister

Fo srs

It's the best


2011-12-25 02:33:42 by Gobblemeister

The Weeknd - The Fall (4:22 - 4:55)

The Weeknd - D.D. (2:55 - 3:33)

The-Dream - Sweat it Out (3:18 - 3:40)

The-Dream - Fancy 4:00 - 4:20, 6:04 - End

Outkast - So Fresh So Clean 2:13 - 2:18

The Weeknd - The Knowing (4:42 - 4:50)

The-Dream - Love vs Money (Pt2) 2:16 - 2:32

Terius Nash (The-Dream) - Form of Flattery 2:15 - 2:45

Hilarious video