I know what you're thinking
"How did they get THE Gobblemeister to go to Pico Day?"
Well it's a long story but to keep it brief let's just say those 50k checks might be lookin a like chump change in a bit
Anyway ya boy got to meet some of his best friends who he treasures dearly and wouldn't trade for all the gold in all the banks in all the galaxies in all the universes and some new people too but he may have been a little LIT when he met those people so maybe I am remembering wrong ahahahahahahahahahah
PICO DAY 2017
WE ON THAT
You think I made impact last year????
Oof bby gurl
Now That's Impact. BALLEB DAT
Mischievous and deceitful
Chicanerous and deplorable
I will be the King of Games
You can be anything
Not the king of games though that will be me
My debut mixtape/EP/Tour De Force/ Dissertation has just dropped on Bandcamp...
You might be wondering 'But Gobblemeister why would I download the single most important collection of tracks since Craig David's Born To Do It if I can just download all the tracks on Newgrounds???'
Well while the initiated may scoff at such a prospect I am glad to let you all know that there is some extra incentive for you all to download this totally free (just like rape) EP thing. In it are a staggering, whopping, breathtaking 5 bonus tracks.
You heard me
That five, cinco, cinq, 5, %, 4 + 1 this is real shit right now
So yeah czech it out because you know it's gonna be worth it
As Rapefunk scholar Barnabus J Queef wrote in his dissertation for Women's Studies "This collection of Rapefunk tracks is truly the largest step forward in the advancement of women's rights since puttin the pussy on a pedestal was first engineered by Rhonda B Trippin'
I hope I don't get fired
I look this woman dead in the windows of her soul
Oh ho ho Dr. Gellar, stop it, you're being silly...
I don't want to know the man who doesn't think this is the most romantic song Kels has ever put to a beat....